Alliance Security Bureau
Someone you know is still administratively unresolved.
Create the official accusation. Share it. Then close the case with a certificate they clearly should have filed months ago.
Wanted cases now open.
File a report on an unprotected human
Enter the name of the person currently operating without shark-facing credentials. The Bureau will invent the rest.
No humans were harmed in the making of this poster. No sharks were impressed either.
The preview updates as you type. Generate the poster to unlock sharing and gifting.
Share it on Instagram Stories, send it in a group chat, or print it and tape it to their desk. Every poster shared is a step toward universal shark-human diplomatic coverage.
Start the paperwork before it gets embarrassing.
Generate the poster, send the accusation, then solve the problem with a certificate that looks absurdly official.