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Alliance Security Bureau

Someone you know is still administratively unresolved.

Create the official accusation. Share it. Then close the case with a certificate they clearly should have filed months ago.

Wanted cases now open.

File a report on an unprotected human

Enter the name of the person currently operating without shark-facing credentials. The Bureau will invent the rest.

Tip: separate several names with commas to accuse a whole group at once.

Stamped on the case as who filed it — so they know exactly who to blame, and can accuse you right back.

Bureau posture

No humans were harmed in the making of this poster. No sharks were impressed either.

Unidentified Human

The preview updates as you type. Generate the poster to unlock sharing and gifting.

Format

Share it on Instagram Stories, send it in a group chat, or print it and tape it to their desk. Every poster shared is a step toward universal shark-human diplomatic coverage.

Start the paperwork before it gets embarrassing.

Generate the poster, send the accusation, then solve the problem with a certificate that looks absurdly official.