The Diplomatic Registry
An official-ish record of humans whose shark-related paperwork is, for once, in order.
Everyone listed here has filed enough shark-facing paperwork to appear in the public record. The Alliance is fictional. The shark conservation allocation is real, tracked, and reported publicly. The status is symbolic, legally meaningless, scientifically unverified, and aesthetically difficult to dispute.
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All diplomats → every public record currently willing to be seen.
Use the certificate's Registry ID or referral code for direct verification.
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Registry disclaimer
This registry provides no legal, marine, or nutritional status. Inclusion does not measurably reduce your likelihood of being eaten. Every certificate is assigned a private record; public listing is opt-in. Sharks remain unable to read this disclaimer, which is part of the problem.
Get your name on file.
Sharks will know who not to eat. Technically: sharks will still not know. But the Registry will.
Real conservation gets funded either way.