Protected Friendof $4
$1 from every Protected Friend sale goes to shark conservation. Small certificate. Real contribution.
$1
25% goes to conservation
Our Impact
Where the money actually goes.
Sharks deserve better PR. And real protection.
The paperwork is fictional. The shark conservation allocation is real. We track every sale, publish allocations, and do not call a recipient a confirmed partner until money has actually moved.
Protected Friend
$1
from every $4 certificate goes to conservation.
Non-Snack
$12
from every $19 certificate goes to conservation.
Shark-Free Zone
$70
from every $99 certification goes to conservation.
How funds are split
Certificate prices are fixed at $4, $19, and $99. Lower tiers carry proportionally higher payment processing and operating costs. The conservation portion of each sale is tracked and reported here through public allocation reports.
Non-Snack Recognitionof $19
$12 from every Non-Snack sale goes to conservation. The certificate is theatrical. The allocation is not.
$12
63% goes to conservation
Shark-Free Zoneof $99
$70 from every business certification goes to conservation. If you’re putting it on the wall, it should earn its place there.
$70
71% goes to conservation
Recipients & reporting
Planned recipients: Listed organizations are planned recipients, not sponsors, endorsers, or formal partners unless expressly stated. Public allocation reports will be published once allocations are completed.
Where the money goes
These are organizations we aim to support as allocations are completed. We will report recipients publicly and will not claim a formal partnership before it is confirmed.
Shark Trust
UK-based charity dedicated to safeguarding the future of sharks through science, education and policy influence.
Focus
Focus: UK & European shark policy, science-led conservation, public education campaigns.
Oceana
The largest international organization focused solely on ocean conservation, with campaigns in dozens of countries.
Focus
Focus: Policy change, ocean habitat protection, sustainable fisheries advocacy.
Shark Conservation Fund
Philanthropic collaboration providing direct funding for shark and ray conservation globally.
Focus
Focus: Research grants, marine protected areas, anti-finning campaigns.
Malpelo Foundation
Protecting marine fauna and one of the world's most important shark sanctuaries off Colombia's Pacific coast.
Focus
Focus: Malpelo Island sanctuary protection, hammerhead shark research, marine patrols.
Reporting & transparency
Every conservation allocation will be tracked and reported publicly. Here's how reporting will work as allocations begin to flow.
01
Quarterly reports
Published publicly on this page. How much was raised, where it went, and what impact it had.
02
Verifiable allocations
Every completed allocation is backed by receipts and confirmation from the receiving organization.
03
Social updates
Public updates on our social channels showing how contributions were allocated and what happened next.
Current status
We haven't published our first report yet
The Shark Human Alliance is still in its early stages. This page will publish public allocation reports as allocations scale and payments are made. Until then, we will describe recipient organizations as planned recipients rather than confirmed partners.
How we choose partners
We don't pick partners by branding. The sharks aren't impressed by logos either.
Direct shark impact
The organization must work directly on shark conservation, research, or habitat protection — not general marine causes.
Financial transparency
They must publish annual reports, financial statements, or verifiable impact metrics that we can share with our community.
Proven track record
We prioritize organizations with years of documented conservation outcomes, not just good intentions.
Global & local balance
We aim for a mix of global organizations and local sanctuaries to ensure funding reaches where it's needed most.
Every certificate helps.
The joke is fictional. The conservation allocation is real. Get a certificate and help protect the sharks who definitely aren't plotting anything.