No. It is not a legal document, safety guarantee, diplomatic credential, or anti-bite instrument. It is official-looking joke paperwork with a real conservation allocation behind it.
FAQ
Reasonable questions. Excellent answers.
For sensible humans who want to know what they’re buying, where the money goes, and whether sharks can read certificates.
Almost certainly not. Sharks have not ratified the paperwork and are unlikely to attend the meeting. The certificate protects sharks from humans more than humans from sharks.
Conservation allocations are funded from Shark Human Alliance revenue. We track them internally and publish recipient organizations and allocation details once public allocation reports are issued. Planned recipients are not formal partners unless we expressly say so.
We publish public allocation reports once allocations are actually completed. This page and our social channels will show recipient organizations and reported amounts as they happen.
Not unless we explicitly say so. We list planned recipients first and only describe an organization as a formal partner or confirmed recipient when that is actually true.
Protected Friend is $4. Non-Snack Recognition is $19. Shark-Free Zone is $99. The Alliance does not negotiate, mostly because nobody asked.
Yes. You receive a personalized digital certificate. If you provide an email address, we also send the delivery link by email.
A success page with your certificate preview and a download link. If you entered an email address, we also send the certificate link to that inbox.
Yes, if you provide an email address during checkout. If you skip email, the certificate is only available for immediate download after purchase and the link is not stored for later retrieval.
Yes. You can buy a certificate as a gift and enter the recipient details during checkout. If you want reliable later access, include an email address in the purchase flow.
Because sharks have a PR problem they did not create. Humans kill roughly 100 million sharks a year. Sharks kill very few humans. The imbalance is embarrassing.
It is a purchase of a humorous digital product, not a direct charitable donation. A conservation allocation is funded from Shark Human Alliance revenue on our side, and it is not tax-deductible.
No. Shark Human Alliance is a playful digital product project operated by JEEL Wekeza s.r.o. Part of each purchase is allocated to shark conservation and reported publicly. You are buying a digital product, not making a direct charitable donation.
Certificates are optimized for A4 or US Letter download and printing.
Yes. Certificates are designed for A4 and US Letter printing. For best results, print at 100% / Actual Size and use paper dramatic enough to respect the paperwork.
Yes. Public registry listing is optional. If you do not opt in, the certificate record stays private and is used only for delivery, verification, and support.
Yes, within reason. Nicknames, office titles, and joke names are fine. The Bureau draws the line at abusive, unlawful, or impersonation-style entries — even sharks have standards, allegedly.
Yes. Shark-Free Zone is built for offices, cafes, studios, meeting rooms, and other places where sharks are not expected but paperwork still improves morale.
Yes. The Wanted poster is free to generate and share. If the situation becomes administratively serious, you can close the case with a Protected Friend certificate.
No. Form FIN-1 is processed automatically during checkout. The Bureau stamps it on your behalf. Other forms are handled internally and rarely escape.
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